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Washington OC gone
It's ok, as long as Lake stays as HC I'm pretty sure the rivalry is in good hands.
Here's the unprinted story, according to my "sources": Donovan read the great quote from Lake: "In our world, we battle more academically prowess teams." And he went into Lake's office and said, "Uh, coach, in an environment that has academic prowess, they know that 'more' and 'academically' are adverbs which modify adjectives, and 'prowess' is a noun, not an adjective. It's no wonder they pounded us, and it's no wonder we're losing recruiting battles with Stanford, too. You do realize everyone with academic prowess was laughing at you?"
So Lake fired him.
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DuckInTheMountains wrote:
It's ok, as long as Lake stays as HC I'm pretty sure the rivalry is in good hands.
Here's the unprinted story, according to my "sources": Donovan read the great quote from Lake: "In our world, we battle more academically prowess teams." And he went into Lake's office and said, "Uh, coach, in an environment that has academic prowess, they know that 'more' and 'academically' are adverbs which modify adjectives, and 'prowess' is a noun, not an adjective. It's no wonder they pounded us, and it's no wonder we're losing recruiting battles with Stanford, too. You do realize everyone with academic prowess was laughing at you?"
So Lake fired him.
HAHAHAHA!!
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Re: Washington OC gone
It's ok, as long as Lake stays as HC I'm pretty sure the rivalry is in good hands.
Here's the unprinted story, according to my "sources": Donovan read the great quote from Lake: "In our world, we battle more academically prowess teams." And he went into Lake's office and said, "Uh, coach, in an environment that has academic prowess, they know that 'more' and 'academically' are adverbs which modify adjectives, and 'prowess' is a noun, not an adjective. It's no wonder they pounded us, and it's no wonder we're losing recruiting battles with Stanford, too. You do realize everyone with academic prowess was laughing at you?"
So Lake fired him.
True or not, I'm passing this one on 
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True or not, I'm passing this one on
Hey, if you read it on the Internet it must be true. 
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Re: Washington OC gone
Classic! Put this one in the books. 
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Re: Washington OC gone
I see the beavers have canned their DC. desperate times call for desperate measures, I guess 
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Re: Washington OC gone
No competent OC in their right mind would draw up more pass plays, than runs, considering the conditions they played in Saturday night. He did not put his players in position to succeed, and that goes for the HC as well but I hope they never fire Lake.
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